Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Dia 37-38: Jerez y Cadiz

¡Oyyyeeee!

On Friday morning I met MJ at 1030 for a little breakfast of tostadas with aciete and salsa. We chatted about my adventures of last night and about all the usual topics. Afterwards, I met up with Cara and Courtney on the roof of ISA. After messaging with the "Matador" and deciding to meet each other that afternoon in Plaza Salvador, I went out shopping with Care Bear and Curni. Have you noticed that our shopping habits are no longer borderline unhealthy, but just truly insane? AT LEAST 5 days out of the week, I go shopping. Fortunately, my self restraint has been great so I usually just browse and not buy.

I brought them to the glorious 2 Story Stradivarius and CLARO they loved it. After perusing all of the racks, we headed back to ISA for Culture Class. Let me tell you something about what kind of day it was on this Friday: HOT AS BALLS. Ohhhh heavens to betsy. Hands down, the hottest day in Sevilla of the whole trip. The "breeze" felt like someone's hot breath, there was nothing refreshing about this "breeze". Meanwhile, our class was supposed to go to the Alcazar, which is an ancient Moorish Castle OUTSIDE!!!! Needless to say, we were slightly dreading this.

Thank heavens, Vicky said we would die of a heatstroke if we went to the Alcazar because it was supposed to be 40 degrees Celsius (100 Fahrenheit) that afternoon. Therefore, we stayed in the cool air conditioning and watched a movie called La Piel Que Habito. It's a movie directed by a famous and controversial Spaniard named Pedro Almodovar. I'm not even going to waste time trying to describe this movie because it was INSANE. It was sooooo bizarre and controversial and sexual and completely inexplicable. You'll have to watch it for yourself... or read the Wikipedia synopsis.

After class I went home, had lunch and then headed to Plaza Salvador to meet the "matador". Sadly... he didn't show. Such is mi mala suerte. Estaba muriendo de calor por nada... PERO, no pasa nada. I went back and then Cassie and I went out to... take a guess.. GO SHOPPING! We wandered into a newer part of the city and found some pretty awesome stores. I stumbled into a thrift shop and got a great steal of a gift for my parents!! Since it was so mother loving hot, we stopped in at Rayas, only THIS TIME we didn't get ice cream (shocker, I know) but INSTEAD we ordered Granizada (exactly like Granita from Rome). It was lemon flavored and soooo refreshing and delicious. TOTES vale la pena.

We went home, had dinner and then coordinated with our friends to meet in Plaza de Espana before we all headed to Calle Betis for the night. Calle Betis is a strip of bars/clubs along the river and is usually more touristy than authentic with actual spaniards. Sin embargo, some people wanted a change of scenery from our very over done Plaza Alfalfa, so we trekked on over. Afortunadamente, the first bar we walked into was doing a special of 1 euro shots, beers and sangria. PERFECT! We posted up at the bar and enjoyed some beverages. To our happy surprise, the rest of our group happened to walk into this same bar as well! We had basically given up on finding them because we had no form of communication seeing as we live in the dark ages with no phones. We hung out at this bar for a good while. I randomly met some people from the UK that had moved to Spain and then later we met a group of 5 boys from North Carolina. They all looked like they were 16 or 17 with their Justin Bieber hair cuts, shockingly enough we found out they were 19 and had just finished their freshman year of college. It’s actually not that shocking, because compared to me… they are basically still babies. Well, when they heard us speaking English they freaked out and were like oh em gee, YOU’RE American and WE’RE American. It’s honestly hilarious how much solidarity there is amongst not only Americans abroad but just English speakers in general in a country whose language is not English. Feeling exhausted from the night before, Cassie and I called it quits at the ALARMINGLY early hour of 2am.

The next morning we woke up and got on a bus headed to Jerez. When we arrived we toured the largest Bodega (winery) in all of Europe: William and Humbert. It was gorgeous and immediately reminded me of the awesome winter break vacation I went on with family and friends in Napa and Sonoma.





Our tour guide walked us around the massive winery and here are some of the awesome fun facts:

- It was founded in 1897 by a British couple named Alexander William and Amy Hambert

- At the beginning there were only 23 botas (barrels) of wine
- Now there are 60,000 botas
- The giant pillars that support the structure also double as wells to collect rain water to later use to cool down the barrels during hotter weather
- In the 90's the winery was bought by a Spanish family named Medina

- Young wine is called: Sobretabla
- This winery specializes in Sherry

 (an insider's look into a barrel of sherry)


 (this hallway is 1 kilometer long or 0.62 mile)

After our tour we all sat down in this dirt arena INSIDE the winery for a horse dressage. Personally, I had never heard of a horse dressage before but in lamens terms its when a horse comes out and LITERALLY dances around for an audience. When I say dancing, you might think I’m exaggerating… think again. LEGIT dancing. It was practically doing the electric slide with its skipping and hopping and grapevining. It was soooooo insane and impressive. Basically take Michael Jackson, convert him into a horse and that is a Horse Dressage, or at least that’s what it is in Spain. Can you tell I was impressed?



(the horse is just standing there, on two legs.. NBD)


(the horse is sitting like a dog!!!)



After this awesome show, we went into a big tasting room where there were large round tables that seated 10 people and 3 different bottles of sherry opened and ready to be self poured. We were SOOO excited for this. Sadly, it tasted yucky. Maybe you love sherry, but it is NOT for me. It tasted like a fusion of house wine and Captain 151. No bueno. Well like I said, it was just open bottles… and reminder folks, we are in college. What does this mean? Shots! Several girls at the table started taking shots of the sherry because it was 19% alcohol which is pretty decent… especially FOR FREE. After we had our fun at the wine tasting, we went into the gift shop.






Then we hopped back on the bus to head to our afternoon at the beautiful beaches in Cadiz. When we arrived, we all climbed to the top of this tower… which felt like it was taller than the Giralda as we were climbing it. At the top the view was B-E-A-UTIFUL. Claro, we snapped oodles of pics.






Then, like the big happy family that we’ve all become, we walked down to the beach together. Through some happy accident, we ran into my Culture Class professor Vicky! We snapped a picture with her and then headed onto the beach. It was sooooo beautiful.




We all claimed a large spot in the sand and then David, MJ and I went into the water immediately. It felt slightly shocking at first because it was quite chilly but after a while it became lovely and refreshing! The water was gorgeous and clear and the waves weren’t really waves but more just rolling water. It was luxurious. The rest of the day consisted of relaxing in the sun, chatting as always, occasionally returning for a dip in the ocean. It was one of those afternoons where it felt like you did nothing and everything all at once.




We hopped back on the bus and I sat with MJ at the front chatting. When we got back a group of us went to Rayas for ice cream... DUH! I can't go more than 24 hours in Spain without helado. 

That night I had a couple beers in Plaza Salvador and then met up with the group in our one and only spot: Alfalfa!!! Woop woop! Here we legit found EVERYONE! Probably 90% of our study abroad group was all out at the same bar together. It was really cool to be out with everyone. 






 (CURNNIII)

(mi pobrecita Gatita)


The highlight of the night was definitely when I convinced a white guy that I was Spanish and only spoke Spanish. His spanish speaking abilities were rather pathetic... sorry I'm not sorry for fooling him. Later, I met a guy at a bar who said "Tengo que decirte que soy communista". Clearly, I told him that we couldn't be friends anymore because he is a flawed individual. I basically had to run away from him, he even said to me "No puedo seguir sin ti" (I can't go on without you). This kid was CLERALY delusional on mannnnyyyy levels.

After this charming encounter, we called it a night.

Hasta luego,
Raquel

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Dia 35-36: Slang y la Cena Final

¿Que pasa guapos?

On Wednesday, my group finally presented in Culture Class about our movies. It went really well. Rachel Eisen even gave me a huge compliment and said that she was impressed when we were presenting because it felt like we were just talking and thinking of what we wanted to say and not how we wanted to say it, just like as if we were presenting in English. I was quite smitten with this compliment. Rachel, if you ever read this, muchas gracias chica!

Immediately after culture class, Juan hosted a Slang Seminar for our UF group so that we could learn different phrases that people use in Andalusia to try and incorporate it into our daily vocab. Here are some of the awesome ones:

- "Es la leche": this is awesome
- "Mi arma": my love... this is supposed to be pronounced "mi alma", but the slang way is with an R and not an L
- "Voy bien": I'm drunk
- "Me parto de risa": I'm cracking up
- "Esto es un cachondeo": This is a joke
- "Esto es de coña": This is hilarious
- "Mala leche": bad intention, mean
- "Estas de coña?": are you serious?
- "Estoy flipando": I'm freaking out
- "Se me cae la baba": I'm head over heels in love
- "Estas como un tren": You are hot
- "Estas como un queso": You are hot
- "Hacer manitas": make out
- "Ligar": to flirt
- "Estas mas buena que el pan": You are SUPER hot
- "Eres para comerte": (said to a baby) I could just eat you up!
- "El taco": a stack of money
- "Estoy tieso": I'm broke
- "Estas quedando conmigo?": are you kidding me?

(clearly the BEST picture Juan has ever taken jajajaj)

(a group of guapos about to learn some slangggg)

When I finally got home, I had vegetable soup for lunch, which was tasty. For dinner, we had revueltos and then I met up with Sara and Maggie to have ice cream over in Triana because I was ITCHING to get out of the house and take advantage of the very short time we had left in Sevilla. We met up and headed to Mascarpone. After our tasty sweet treat, I peer pressured Maggie and Sara into staying out a little bit longer to enjoy some sangria together since it was our last Wednesday in Sevilla. It was totes vale la pena because it was only 7.50 for the jarra and it was super duper tasty. 


After our lovely and casual night out, I snapped some pretty pictures of Calle Betis along the river at night. Then, we each headed home. I half ass studied for my culture exam when I got back home, but really just passed out.





On Thursday, we had an exam in culture class that I finished in 30 minutesm which meant I had an extra hour and 30 minutes of time to kill before lunch. I decided to go search for more souvenir gifts for my family. It was successful. When I got home we had lunch and the DELISH gazpacho for dessert! Then, Cassie and I went out to go shopping again. Yes, the shopping never ends. Here, I was introduced to the 2 STORY STRADIVARIUS!!! AHHHHH. A dream come true. Stradivarius is TOTALLY my favorite store in Sevilla and we recently found out that if you try to shop online, you can’t ship to the US. Who knows why, but aka we have to take advantage of the store while we’re here. PERO, I had already purchased an outfit from the 1 story Stradivarius a couple streets away. I just walked around this glorious store and miraculously resisted purchasing every pair of party pants they had… which was like 20 different pairs.
           
 Then we went to Rayas ice cream where I ordered Suspiro (cookies and cream, but wayyyy better than what they serve in the US because the oreos pieces were HUGE) and Chocolate con Trozos. It was supes delish. Then, I left Cassie to keep shopping because I had planned to meet MJ at ISA at 630pm to get her opinion about what I should do in Madrid since we would be arriving around 4am to the airport and my flight wasn’t till 5pm. When I arrived, we didn’t have time to do any coordinating. She had to head out to go pick up the food for our Goodbye Dinner that we were having that night at the office at 730. I offered to help her so we hustled across the city to go get 10 Liters of Gazpacho. It was sooooo hot, so MJ hailed a cab for us to bring the gazpacho back.

When we got back it was time to have our final meeting (tear :( ) and then have our Goodbye Dinner of Gazpacho and Tortilla Espanola. We also had all signed a "NO 8 DO" flag to give to Reynaldo as a thank you for being so awesome and to wish him well on his retirement. He loved it, claro.... "how nice" hahahaha

 (Reynaldo with his beautiful NO8DO flag!)

Then we all sat around in one of the classrooms chatting and enjoying the delicious food. I took a moment to step back and observe everyone. It was really awesome to see how everyone had all become best friends and watch everyone having such happy conversations together. I decided to snap pics of everyone.

(10 liters of gazpacho!!!)

(me and the super suave REY-J)






Then we had a big group photoshoot one last time.

(damn, that is a sexy group of people)

(claro 50% of the people are powerpointing... it was a signature pose of the trip)

MJ agreed to go hang out with us in Plaza Salvador, so a big group of us headed over there. There were TONS of people in the plaza that night so we hung out here for a good while. MJ and I were walking around scoping out the boys trying to see who I should try to talk to but then we sat down at a table just her and I and started having one of our many conversations about life and boys and etc.  Then, we looked up and my whole group had left. No pasa nada, I had a pretty good idea they have moseyed over to Plaza Alfalfa. MJ saw that another one of our groups of girls was over at a restaurant so we walked over to them and had a Jarra of sangria together.

After that, Sarah Diamond and I made our way to Plaza Alfalfa. We found the group immediately and saw that Cassie had been having a little "too much" fun. haha After she was carefully guided home by Katherine and David, we had one of our many wild nights in Alfalfa.

(this picture perfectly describe the ratchet night we had O___O )

As I was walking with Deonna and Gatita, we found a group of French guys... who only spoke French. This was no good, because we DON'T speak French. Gatita thought she did and proceeded to show them by saying "Un, deux, trois"... shockingly they weren't impressed LOLZ.

We walked away from them and encountered a group of 5 or so boys who immediately told us that one of their friends was a professional Matador. They were like "look at his muscles, look how strong he is, it's all because he's a bull fighter!" (all in spanish of course). Well... being the intoxicated girls we were... we bought it. As you all know, this is not my first time in believing a blatantly obvious lie. EVENTUALLY, we caught on to the joke hahaha.

I got to chatting with the Matador, who's real name was Diego. Found out we had the same taste in music which SHOCKINGLY included Alanis Morisette, Incubus and Foo Fighters. I literally LOVE those artists. It was insane in the membrane that he liked them too. We started playing the music on his iPhone and singing and dancing along. It was pretty hilarious to hear him singing along to Alanis Morisette because obviously he doesn't know all the words because the song is in English. We chatted it up until around 4am and then called it a night and decided we would meet up the next afternoon (Friday) in Plaza Salvador for drinks again.

Hasta Luego,
Raquel

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Dia 32-34: Pantalones de "Party" y Gazpacho

Que pasa chicos, 


On Sunday, we woke up around 9am completely exhausted from all of our crazy adventures on Saturday night. We sadly packed up all of our belongings and emotionally prepared ourselves to say goodbye to the great city of Roma. Como siempre, we went downstairs and had our lovely cappuccino and nutella croissant. Once everyone in our group was ready to go, we headed to the Termini Station to make sure we had our bus passes and could find our specific bus stop.

             
Then, we went and had a lunch/snack as our final meal. I ordered lasagna, and it was lovely. Then we went in search of our final gelato of the trip. Finally, after several failed attempts we found a place where I got chocolate and hazelnut gelato again. While I was in the gelato shop ordering, I look outside and see Steve, Sara and Cara literally crying because they are laughing so hard and they are completely doubled over. They were laughing so hard that it was contagious as soon as I walked up, plus I had a pretty good idea what was so damn hilarious: Steve’s backpack.

             
Alright, Steve decided to be super cheap and go to a Chino (what the Spaniards call stores owned by Chinese people) and buy a 6 euro backpack so that it would be small enough to be a carry on. Well his backpack was so small that he basically had to wear the same clothes everyday because he couldn’t fit anything more. FURTHERMORE, the backpack was an EPIC piece of crap and everytime he went to grab a strap to pick it up, it would break. Legit, this backpack was a running joke on the trip. The buckles broke off, the material ripped, the straps became unstitched, it was HILARIOUSLY pathetic. To add insult to injury, the backpack had the most glorious phrase on it that read “Sports Group, Gooos, Feel Yours”. OH MY GOD. I can’t express how hard we laughed about this backpack. I hope that I described it well enough that you at least smiled because I’m sure the only way to really do it justice is for you to meet that bad boy and watch Esteban fail miserably at every attempt to use it. Come the end of the trip, he was bear hugging the backpack to avoid touching any of the oh so delicate straps. BTW, I’m shaking laughing as I type this.

             


Alright, enough about that insane backpack. We got on the bus, got on the plane and arrived again in Sevilla. Everything went pretty smoothly. When I got back home, my family had left over Paella Negra waiting for me that was super delicious. Then I ate the Spanish Tortilla with them for dinner and spent the night looking at all of my glorious pictures from Rome instead of doing homework. 

On Monday, I went to class as usual. For lunch I had the very tasty orange soup with sausage, meatballs and carrots AND got to skype Julie, Mike and Brandoli for a good while. My little weasel can walk!!!! I am so excited to see him when I get back home. 

In the later afternoon, I met up with the girls in my Culture Group Project so we  could figure out our presentation that was due the next day. We each had watched a movie directed by a Spaniard. The meeting went much faster than we anticipated, so Laura, Katherine and I just walked around into touristy shops looking for gifts for our families aftwerwards. Sadly, because we met in the afternoon, this meant I didn’t get to play soccer with the whole group again.

For dinner, we had French fries and fried chicken, It really doesn’t make sense to me how the US has the bad rep for frying all of our food when I don’t know anyone who has a fryer OR eats French fries as much as my family. Honestly, everyone in my program said their homestay has AT LEAST one fryer and that they use it alllll the time. Although my house parents are fabulous cooks, I am soooooo exhausted of French fries. Apparently, Prince Carlos eats French fries with every meal. This kid is legit a joke. He’s a total prince. He doesn’t do a single chore. He doesn’t put his dish in the sink LET ALONE in the dishwasher, so rejected food and garbage all sitting on the counter. He doesn’t eat any meals with us and he never eats the same meal as us. It’d be one thing if the kid was like between the ages 8-12… but he’s 17. SERIOUSLY? I apologize for the rant.


Tuesday was party pants day at the ISA Office…. Not officialy… but we basically made it official. Since we’d all been going HAM buying several pairs of party pants, we decided we’d all wear a pair (MJ too!) and then take a big picture together. It was an epic success:




Class went as normal. Today we were SUPPOSED to present about our movies, but 3 groups went ahead of us and used all the 2 hours to present so we will present on Wednesday instead. No pasa nada. For lunch I had albdondigas! Yummyyyyyyy. THEN, lucky lucky me, I randomly facetimed Colleen and she was available! We spent about an hour chatting and catching up. It was quite the pleasant surprise to spend a bit of my afternoon as if we were together. I deff miss my Tommy! Then, at around 8ish, Maca taught me how to make gazpacho! It was actually super duper easy!!!!! I have confidence that I can make this well back in the US. Julie shall be pleased. Here is a pictorial recipe:

 (2 kilos of tomatoes)

 (chop them into large pieces and put them in a pot)

 (add a chopped green pepper)

 (Peel a cucumber)

 (chop and add to the mixture)


 (add 1-2 diced cloves of garlic)

 (Let two slices of bread soak in water for 5 minutes)

 (add 5 turns of white wine vinegar)

 (add 1 small cup of EVOO)

 (add several large pinches of salt)

 (tear up the wet bread and add to the pot)


 (Maca said the cook must always have a beer while preparing Gazpacho)

 (mix all the ingredients up in the bowl)

 (add 1/3 of the ingredients into a blender)



 (mix until smooth)

 (the final bowl, blender and pot of ingredients)


That night, I met up with Sarah Diamond, the one and only girl in the group not from UF, down near the cathedral for some drinks. We spent a couple hours gossiping and just filling each other in with all the details from our adventures from the past weekend. Sarah had spent her weekend at the beach in Malaga. We then wandered to some other bars to have a couple more beers and then fortunately passed by an Heladeria that was still open, so clearly we indulged. 

(I love the Giralda)

 That's all folks!

Hasta luego,
Raquel